Sunday Funny

A man walks into a bar. (Isn't this always were this begins?)

He was soon approached by an attractive woman. "I'll do anything you want for $25." she told him.

"Anything?" he asked her.

"Anything, with one stipulation. You must be able to request it using only 3 words." she said in his ear.

The man took a moment to think it over...

Finally he said with a smile...

"Paint. My. House."

Heh. Gotcha.



  1. Ha! That's awesome :) Where can I find this lady--our house needs a good coat of paint!

  2. Hahah this reminds me of a blonde joke I heard:


    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

    The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    "You're finished already?" he asked.

    "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."


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