I come from a small town and every time I go home to visit, I love to read the "Police Beat" in the local newspaper. It cracks me up to read about the person who is being harassed via text messages, who got caught peeing on the sidewalk, or who lost their cat up a tree.
In the more urban areas,you have to shoot someone to get mentioned in the paper!
Well, my husband knows my love for the ridiculous and sent me this forward. Enjoy!