Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockagee of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiumiunun scriptins, the rs of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how frekn fablus I feel rit e now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!
lops ob lub!
Juniper :)
lops ob lub!
Juniper :)
(hee, hee, this funny email was forwarded to me by my sister!)
