The kids and I risk life and limb collecting them on the side of a narrow road every year. They play games with them and break them open, I like to collect them in a bowl for display. The green is so fresh and the texture so unusual they make for an interesting centerpiece. I read online they should keep 3 months inside with air conditioning...we'll see...
I guess the educated call them Osage Oranges or Hedge Apples, but they will always be Monkeyballs to me...do you think "balls" refers to the toy or the genitalia? Hmmmmm...I'll let you judge for yourself:
Apparently, there is a whole website devoted to this strange fruit and it's called hedgeapple.com (of course!) Would you like to know some facts about this curiously strange fruit?
Hedgeapples are not poisonous. However, Hedgeapples have suffocated livestock by lodging in their esophagus.
Very often, a Hedgeapple is incorrectly referred to as a Hedge Ball, Horse Apple, Green Brains, Monkey Balls or Mock Orange. The hedge tree has several names, Osage Orange (most popular) and Bodark (French) and Maclura pomifera (scientific name). Naturalist, Jim Mason has posted a very professional page about Osage Orange.
Not all of the Osage Orange trees will have fruit because hedge trees are either male or female.
Osage Orange is a cousin to the mulberry tree.
It is rumored that these monkeyballs can ward off spiders! Right on!
Burning the wood from a Hedgeapple tree is supposed to release colorful sparkles and sparks!