GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half-discovered, half-
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.
Thanks for laugh! I needed that!
ReplyDeleteYou just elicited a very loud, raucous laugh from me...ha,ha,ha...I fully expect my "nuts" to come running in at any moment to see if I've in fact gone nuts.
ReplyDeleteThat was great, thanks!
very, very funny! thanks!
ReplyDeleteI find this actually quite effective!
ReplyDeleteOh, I love anything that makes me laugh out loud when I'm alone! Thanks! I'll share this UCLA Study I read this week with you:
ReplyDeleteA study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry finds that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
Have a great Sunday, my friend!
Thank you!...
ReplyDeleteI know, I browsed Etsy the other day and it was between 40 to 89$$ O_O
for shoes that will fit 2 months or so?
ridiculus.
(I'm gonna try to sell them when my daughter outgrown them, then!)
You're a better than national geographic :)
ReplyDeleteahahhahahahahahh
OMG I love this! and LOL Brightfish!
ReplyDeleteOh, this made me laugh out loud. I'm so glad I found your blog!
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