12.19.2010

Sunday Funny

Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockagee of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiumiunun scriptins, the rs of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how frekn fablus I feel rit e now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!


lops ob lub!

Juniper :)

(hee, hee, this funny email was forwarded to me by my sister!)

8 comments :

  1. Ha! Thanks for the laugh :) You type drunkease so well! Who knew you were so talented!

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  2. Love it! Needed a laugh this morning!

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  3. so stinkin' funny! I copy and pasted and sent to my friends :) Thanks for the laugh.

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  4. Were you at my house this morning?!!!

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  5. LOL haha very funny thanks for posting!

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