Watch the totally unsafe display of a tiny truck atop unnaturally huge tires driving over cars...
See the beauty of cow butts all in a row, and learn to dodge poop covered tails - Bonus!
Introduce your kids to the "birds and the bees" and the "wonder of life" as they watch tiny chicks hatch from eggs...
...and introduce them to the unparalleled softness of a horse's nose...
Learn that pigs like to cuddle just like the rest of us...
And experience the "wonder and awe" as strange "carnies" make a living rollerskating on 6 foot round, elevated platforms...blindfolded!
Voluntarily strap yourself and your children into strange, spinning contraptions that make you all rethink your choice of the fried veggie, funnel cake, ice cream dinner you just ate...
and win a family pet on a $1 game of toss the ping pong ball (my husband tried to refuse the prize, but the game operator and the kids wouldn't hear of it)
Ahhhh, fried dough and french fries never look so beautiful as they do at a county fair at night...
