"Honey, come see! I finally found the perfect sized basket to hold my industrial chain pulley!"
"That's great dear, but did you find the perfect box for your twine-tied bundles of coverless antique books yet so I can have my ladder back to change the light bulb in the kitchen?"
The Empty Nest:
"My secret for great Margaritas is a teaspoon of parrot droppings!"
Happy 4th of July!