
A local radio station had a call-in topic the other day that had me in stitches...
Call in to tell the DJ something you wish you could un-see.
Some of the calls cracked me up and some I could totally relate to, so I thought I'd try it here. Want to know mine? (shudder...) Okay, if you insist...
When I was a teen in the early 80's, short shorts were popular with women and men. Long cargo shorts were unheard of (unfortunately). I was sitting across from an older male relative who crossed his legs - ankle over knee:

Well, like I said, he was wearing short shorts and one of his wrinkled old balls slipped out and he was completely unaware. I can remember simultaneously thinking "What the hell IS that?!?" and "Oh, no, I know what that is!" at the same time. Let's say I wish I hadn't seen that!
Now, it's your turn...
Tell me about something you've seen in your life you wish you could UN-SEE!
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